| # |
Title |
Category |
Rating |
| 1 |
Child sent to bed
- |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
4.59375 |
| 2 |
12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
4.390625 |
| 3 |
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
4.375 |
| 4 |
Delivering a baby
- |A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
4.1875 |
| 5 |
Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.875 |
| 6 |
A circumcision
- Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
3.875 |
| 7 |
Blonde and the Postman
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of we...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
3.75 |
| 8 |
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...
- A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " whe...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic |
3.75 |
| 9 |
Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
3.75 |
| 10 |
Very hostile farmer
- |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
3.75 |
| 11 |
Defining teenagers
- |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
3.75 |
| 12 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
3.625 |
| 13 |
College Rules
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.5 |
| 14 |
51 DAYS
- 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
3.5 |
| 15 |
37 mating positions
- What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
3.5 |
| 16 |
Business and fishing
- |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand an...Read the whole joke |
Camping Jokes |
3.375 |
| 17 |
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
- A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
3.33203125 |
| 18 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.328125 |
| 19 |
.....olympics
- Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
3.25 |
| 20 |
Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.25 |
| 21 |
Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.25 |
| 22 |
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
3.25 |
| 23 |
Learn it by listening
- |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys...Read the whole joke |
Red Indian Jokes |
3.25 |
| 24 |
Zoo jokes
- I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage
were you in?...Read the whole joke |
Zoo |
3.25 |
| 25 |
A drunk Irisihman falls
- |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heav...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
3.125 |