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Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks...
- The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master ...Read the whole joke |
War |
4104 |
| 2 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
2458 |
| 3 |
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1888 |
| 4 |
Cross country race
- During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my sur...Read the whole joke |
Practical Jokes |
1339 |
| 5 |
Food one-liners
- |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
1326 |
| 6 |
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau...
- A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic |
1161 |
| 7 |
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
1138 |
| 8 |
Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1089 |
| 9 |
Defining teenagers
- |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
1053 |
| 10 |
Firefighter jokes
- Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
1045 |
| 11 |
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
- What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1002 |
| 12 |
Dad will never say
- |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
978 |
| 13 |
Trick or Treat
- I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
922 |
| 14 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
918 |
| 15 |
French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
890 |
| 16 |
Child sent to bed
- |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
884 |
| 17 |
Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
871 |
| 18 |
Harry Redknapp
- |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florid...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes |
852 |
| 19 |
Pneumonia
- A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
820 |
| 20 |
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
- A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
811 |
| 21 |
Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
809 |
| 22 |
Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
794 |
| 23 |
A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
781 |
| 24 |
Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
767 |
| 25 |
Bad Motel
- 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
747 |