Welcome to frickenfunnyjokes.com, one the internet's largest jokes databases, all categorized for easy viewing. Comment, rate or share with your friends by email or on your favorite social sharing site. We're glad you stopped by and we hope you enjoy our site!
# 
Title 
Hits 
Rating 
1 
All numbers are equal  Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ... Read the whole joke 
127 
0 
2 
Answering machine  Hello, this is probably 4389012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho... Read the whole joke 
148 
0 
3 
Crocodile is longer  Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree... Read the whole joke 
121 
0 
4 
Debate about the box  An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fencedin area for some sheep,... Read the whole joke 
125 
0 
5 
Dollars equal cents  Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=... Read the whole joke 
106 
0 
6 
Dollars equal ten cents  Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cen... Read the whole joke 
199 
0 
7 
Equal positive integers  Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive intege... Read the whole joke 
262 
0 
8 
Four is equal to five  Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:20 = 2016  36 = 25  454^2  9*4 = 5^2  9*54^2  9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2  9*5 + 8... Read the whole joke 
103 
0 
9 
Log negative one zero  Theorem: log(1) = 0Proof:a. log[(1)^2] = 2 * log(1)On the other hand:b. log[(1)^2] = log(1) = 0... Read the whole joke 
101 
0 
10 
Math is turning bad  "Psst, c'mere," said the shiftyeyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the... Read the whole joke 
111 
0 
Page(s) 1 2 3
