| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
37 mating positions
- What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl... Read the whole joke |
580 |
3.25 |
| 2 |
A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-... Read the whole joke |
520 |
2 |
| 3 |
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
- A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls... Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 4 |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the... Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 5 |
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
- A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch... Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 6 |
A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
- A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w... Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 7 |
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r... Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
| 8 |
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re... Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 9 |
A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli... Read the whole joke |
418 |
0 |
| 10 |
A closer call
- The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ... Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 11 |
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ... Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 12 |
A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc... Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 13 |
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen... Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 14 |
A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
- A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho... Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 15 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th... Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 16 |
A dancing duck
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th... Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 17 |
A department store had to call off its special...
- A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch... Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 18 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
- A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ... Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 19 |
A dubious remedy
- A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the... Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 20 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak... Read the whole joke |
388 |
0 |
| 21 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
- A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h... Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 22 |
A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w... Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
| 23 |
A girl and an elephant
- Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha... Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 24 |
A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer... Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 25 |
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex... Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |