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Title |
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| 1 |
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig... Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 2 |
A stupid dog
- While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa... Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 3 |
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet... Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 4 |
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day... Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 5 |
A wise choice
- The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 6 |
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
- A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec... Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 7 |
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
- A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries... Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 8 |
An anti-bat spray
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ... Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 9 |
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri... Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 10 |
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno... Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 11 |
An unfortunate coincidence
- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 12 |
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
- And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ... Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 13 |
At the first session of a conversion class...
- At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b... Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 14 |
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
- Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a... Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |
| 15 |
Camel Died
- Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 16 |
Change my mind
- The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do... Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 17 |
Confession
- The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he... Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
- Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur... Read the whole joke |
134 |
0 |
| 19 |
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
- Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he had... Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 20 |
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin... Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 21 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.... Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 22 |
Divine Right
- Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s... Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 23 |
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 24 |
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
- "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe... Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 25 |
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
- Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ... Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |