| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Waiter jokes - 16854
- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!... Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 16855
- A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?... Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 3 |
Waiter jokes - 16856
- Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and ... Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 16857
- Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandw... Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 16858
- Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their... Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25772
- Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.... Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25773
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25774
- Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.... Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiter jokes - 25775
- Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
No
sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25776
- Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
Keep
it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.... Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiter jokes - 25777
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK,
Sir, there's no extra charge!... Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 12 |
Waiter jokes - 25778
- Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Force
of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 13 |
Waiter jokes - 25779
- Waiter, there's a
fly in my
soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin
brea... Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25780
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know,
but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25781
- Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup!
Sorry
sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ... Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 16 |
Waiter jokes - 25782
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely
not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ... Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 17 |
Waiter jokes - 25783
- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my
soup!
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be... Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 18 |
Waiter jokes - 25784
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes
sir, it's the hot water that kills them.... Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 19 |
Waiter jokes - 25785
- Waiter, there's a dead
fly in my
soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 20 |
Waiter jokes - 25786
- Waiter, what's this fly
doing in my
soup?
It's fly soup sir!... Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 21 |
Waiter jokes - 25787
- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.... Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 22 |
Waiter jokes - 25788
- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee,
please,
with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream... Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 23 |
Waiter jokes - 25789
- Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean
salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?... Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 24 |
Waiter jokes - 25790
- Waiter, I can't seem to
find any oysters
in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels i... Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 25 |
Waiter jokes - 25791
- Waiter, your tie is in
my soup!
That's
all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.... Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |