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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Marriage jokes - 23249
- The couple was dining out when the wife
noticed a familiar face at the
bar. "Elliot," she said... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 2 |
Marriage jokes - 23250
- Moe: My wife converted me to
religion.
Joe: Really?
Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't belie... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 3 |
Marriage jokes - 23251
- Married life
is very frustrating. In the
first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman ... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 4 |
Marriage jokes - 23252
- NOVICE: Do clever men make good
husbands?
SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 5 |
Marriage jokes - 23253
- A couple came upon a wishing
well. The
husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. ... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 6 |
Marriage jokes - 23254
- An English professor wrote the words, "woman
without her man is a savage"
on the blackboard an... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 7 |
Marriage jokes - 23255
- How do you
turn a Fox into a Pit
Bull?
Marry her !... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 8 |
Marriage jokes - 23256
- "I was in a very generous mood today," a
woman says to
her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 9 |
Marriage jokes - 23257
- A woman entered the hospital to deliver
her 15th child. "Congratulations,"
said the nurse, "bu... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 10 |
Marriage jokes - 23258
- A
child at a Christian school was
studying the early days of Mormonism in
his class. He wrote ... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 11 |
Marriage jokes - 23259
- "Will the father be present during the
birth?"
asked the obstetrician.
"Nah," replied the
mo... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 12 |
Marriage jokes - 23260
- A family was having dinner on
Mother's
Day. For some reason
the mother was unusually quiet. Fin... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 13 |
Marriage jokes - 23261
- On his way out of
church, Frank stopped
at the door to speak to the
minister. "Would it be rig... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 14 |
Marriage jokes - 23262
- Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me
in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 15 |
Marriage jokes - 23263
- For their 25th wedding
anniversary, a man
decides to take his
wife on a trip to France. After ... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 16 |
Marriage jokes - 23264
- A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 17 |
Marriage jokes - 23265
- Sarah was reading a newspaper,
while her
husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she bu... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 18 |
Marriage jokes - 23266
- The room was full of
pregnant women and
their partners. The Lamaze class
was in full swing. Th... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 19 |
Marriage jokes - 23267
- The
child was a typical four-year-old
girl - cute, inquisitive, bright
as a new penny. When she... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 20 |
Marriage jokes - 23268
- Two men were changing in the locker room
after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is pu... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 21 |
Marriage jokes - 23269
- A man took his wife to the doctors.
After
a short examination the doctor said
"Your wife's mind ... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 22 |
Marriage jokes - 23270
- "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
to change me. She
got me to
stop drinking, smoki... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 23 |
Marriage jokes - 23271
- A husband and wife were at a party chatting
with some
friends when the
subject of marriage cou... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 24 |
Marriage jokes - 23272
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8
men and 4 women:
Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 25 |
Marriage jokes - 23273
- What's
the difference between an Irish
wedding and an Irish
funeral?
One less drunk.... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |