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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Lawyer jokes - 16692
- A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked.
"The... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 2 |
Lawyer jokes - 16693
- A defendant was
on trial for murder. There
was very strong evidence indicating guilt,
but no c... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lawyer jokes - 16694
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
in a
lawsuit filed
by an old rancher. The ranc... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 4 |
Lawyer jokes - 16695
- If two lawyers were drowning,
and you could
only save one of
them, would you read the paper or ... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 5 |
Lawyer jokes - 16696
- The bartender asks him
"What'll you have?".
The guy answers,
"A scotch, please". The bartender... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lawyer jokes - 23007
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
asked the
tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombs... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 7 |
Lawyer jokes - 23008
- A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most suc... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 8 |
Lawyer jokes - 23009
- Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 9 |
Lawyer jokes - 23010
- What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
trampoline?
You should take your workboots off ... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 10 |
Lawyer jokes - 23011
- What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 11 |
Lawyer jokes - 23012
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended t... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lawyer jokes - 23013
- What is black and brown and looks
good on a
lawyer? A Doberman.... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lawyer jokes - 23014
- A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counte... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 14 |
Lawyer jokes - 23015
- An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to b... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 15 |
Lawyer jokes - 23016
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves,... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 16 |
Lawyer jokes - 23017
- A tough case was being argued in court. The
defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, s... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 17 |
Lawyer jokes - 23018
- "You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sn... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lawyer jokes - 23019
- A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The ... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lawyer jokes - 23020
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 20 |
Lawyer jokes - 23021
- What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoron.... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 21 |
Lawyer jokes - 23022
- The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating sh... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 22 |
Lawyer jokes - 23023
- A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lawyer jokes - 23024
- A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to ... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 24 |
Lawyer jokes - 23025
- "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if th... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lawyer jokes - 23026
- A convicted con man was recently found to be
impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
