| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Farmer jokes - 21141
- A Texan farmer goes to Australia
for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talkin... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 2 |
Farmer jokes - 21142
- How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 3 |
Farmer jokes - 21143
- Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mas... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 4 |
Farmer jokes - 21144
- What did the neurotic pig say to the
farmer?
You take me for grunted.... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 5 |
Farmer jokes - 21145
- Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 6 |
Farmer jokes - 21146
- Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 7 |
Farmer jokes - 21147
- Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 8 |
Farmer jokes - 21148
- A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on their way to visit some friends. They cam... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 9 |
Farmer jokes - 21149
- A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, ... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 10 |
Farmer jokes - 21150
- A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came al... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 11 |
Farmer jokes - 21151
- A farmer in the country has a watermelon
patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 12 |
Farmer jokes - 21152
- A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piece of land. He went to the local fee... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 13 |
Farmer jokes - 21153
- A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
her mother, who immediately demanded an inspectio... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 14 |
Farmer jokes - 21154
- An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 15 |
Farmer jokes - 21155
- Farmer Brown decided his
injuries from the
accident were serious enough to take the trucking com... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 16 |
Farmer jokes - 21156
- Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was foun... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 17 |
Farmer jokes - 21157
- A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortuna... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 18 |
Farmer jokes - 21158
- A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 19 |
Farmer jokes - 21159
- There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak i... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 20 |
Farmer jokes - 21160
- An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surpris... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 21 |
Farmer jokes - 21161
- A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
asked him what he thought of Army life... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 22 |
Farmer jokes - 21162
- There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked
the farm... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 23 |
Farmer jokes - 21163
- On a drive in the country, a city slicker
noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 24 |
Farmer jokes - 21164
- A
farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is
trying to hold the farm together
until her husband... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 25 |
Farmer jokes - 21165
- An accountant is in a car travelling with a
farmer
client around his farm.
They pass a large ... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |