| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Car
and train jokes - 18881
- A fellow was following a truck in heavy
traffic.
Every block or so, when
they were stopped at ... Read the whole joke |
111 |
0 |
| 2 |
Car and train jokes - 16477
- A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The fi... Read the whole joke |
142 |
1.5 |
| 3 |
Car and train jokes - 16478
- A man was in court charged
with
parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had ... Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 4 |
Car and train jokes - 16479
- As a
senior citizen was driving down
the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,
he heard his ... Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 5 |
Car and train jokes - 16480
- One day there was a family driving in the
car to Michigan to
visit their relatives. They were lo... Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 6 |
Car and train jokes - 16481
- A man is driving along in the Irish
countryside, when he
comes to a petrol station, since he's i... Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 7 |
Car and train jokes - 18845
- Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down t... Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 8 |
Car and train jokes - 18846
- An Irish
priest and a Rabbi get into
a car accident. They both get out of their
cars and stumb... Read the whole joke |
114 |
0 |
| 9 |
Car and train jokes - 18847
- It had been snowing for
hours when
an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students
... Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 10 |
Car and train jokes - 18848
- While driving along the back roads of a
small town, two
truckers came to an overpass with a sign... Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 11 |
Car and train jokes - 18849
- A man goes out and buys the best
car
available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is... Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 12 |
Car and train jokes - 18850
- A young man comes home and says "Dad,
just got my driver's license and would like to use the fam... Read the whole joke |
123 |
0 |
| 13 |
Car and train jokes - 18851
- Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
is crossing
the road?
A: What for? He can't see my lice... Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
| 14 |
Car and train jokes - 18852
- Q: Who has the right of
way when
four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pi... Read the whole joke |
118 |
0 |
| 15 |
Car and train jokes - 18853
- Q: When driving through fog, what
should you use?
A: Your car.... Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 16 |
Car and train jokes - 18854
- Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
having an
accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 17 |
Car and train jokes - 18855
- Q: What changes would occur in your
lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would... Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 18 |
Car and train jokes - 18856
- Q: What is the difference
between a
flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
... Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 19 |
Car and train jokes - 18857
- Q: How do you deal with heavy
traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 20 |
Car and train jokes - 18858
- Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.... Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 21 |
Car and train jokes - 18859
- A driver tucked this note under the
windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block ... Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 22 |
Car and train jokes - 18860
- A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
He rolled down his wind... Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
| 23 |
Car and train jokes - 18861
- "When you exit the bus, please
be
sure to lower your head and watch your step."
"If you miss ... Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
| 24 |
Car and train jokes - 18862
- In a very small alley two trucks
driving in opposite directions meet.
As the drivers are equa... Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 25 |
Car and train jokes - 18863
- After seeing a
documentary on how
inner city youths can remove
the wheels of cars in under 4 se... Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |