| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Banana jokes - 17428
- Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 2 |
Banana jokes - 17429
- Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 3 |
Banana jokes - 17430
- Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 4 |
Banana jokes - 17431
- What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 5 |
Banana jokes - 17432
- What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 6 |
Banana jokes - 17433
- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 7 |
Banana jokes - 17434
- What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 8 |
Banana jokes - 17435
- What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his n... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 9 |
Banana jokes - 17436
- What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 10 |
Banana jokes - 17437
- What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 11 |
Banana jokes - 17438
- What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 12 |
Banana jokes - 17439
- Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 13 |
Banana jokes - 17440
- What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 14 |
Banana jokes - 17441
- What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 15 |
Banana jokes - 17442
- If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippers !... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 16 |
Banana jokes - 17443
- What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 17 |
Banana jokes - 17444
- Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0.5 |
| 18 |
Banana jokes - 17445
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 19 |
Banana jokes - 17446
- How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17502
- There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move ... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17576
- A drunken man was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then rub... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16392
- A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Je... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16393
- There were these three
brothers that were
very close to each other. The brothers always went to ... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16394
- A man walks in to a bar and
says to the
bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16395
- A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a
beer. ... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |