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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Children jokes - 19121
- Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her mysel... Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 2 |
Children jokes - 19122
- A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last... Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 3 |
Children jokes - 19123
- I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun... Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
| 4 |
Children jokes - 19124
- Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled t... Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
| 5 |
Children jokes - 19125
- An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after cl... Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 6 |
Children jokes - 19126
- A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to... Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 7 |
Children jokes - 19127
- Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to
run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus ... Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
| 8 |
Children jokes - 19128
- What's the matter son?
The boy next door
said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing h... Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 9 |
Children jokes - 19129
- A little boy came downstairs crying
late
one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do peopl... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 10 |
Children jokes - 19130
- A man out for a walk
came across a little
boy pulling his cat's tail.
'Hey you!' he shouted, ' ... Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 11 |
Children jokes - 19131
- Did you hear about the two little boys who
found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?... Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 12 |
Children jokes - 19132
- A little boy
went into a baker's' 'How
much are those cakes ? he asked
'Two for 25 cents,' sai... Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 13 |
Children jokes - 19133
- Did you
hear about the boy who was known
as Fog ?
He was dense and wet !... Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 14 |
Children jokes - 19134
- 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you
help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose cal... Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 15 |
Children jokes - 19135
- As two boys
were passing the rectory, the
minister leaned over the wall and showed
them a ball... Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 16 |
Children jokes - 19136
- Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
know the time, so they began singing at the top of ... Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 17 |
Children jokes - 19137
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose
father was the
stronger. Will said,' Well, you know t... Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 18 |
Children jokes - 19138
- Young Jimmy was having a snack
after
school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' sh... Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 19 |
Children jokes - 19139
- Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
shaker yet ?
Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 20 |
Children jokes - 19140
- 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his
mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you h... Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
| 21 |
Children jokes - 19141
- Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What ar... Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
| 22 |
Children jokes - 19142
- Dick and
Jane were arguing furiously over
the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so
stupid!' shouted... Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 23 |
Children jokes - 19143
- Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I ... Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 24 |
Children jokes - 19144
- 'William, I've been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,' said mum.
'yes, ... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 25 |
Children jokes - 19145
- Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go ... Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |