| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Waiter jokes - 25843
- Q: How many Waiters does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can't... Read the whole joke |
100 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 25844
- "Waiter !
Have you got frogs' legs ? "
"No, sir, I always walk this way"... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 3 |
Waiter jokes - 25845
- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in
my
ice-cream !
Gee I did not know that they had started winter ... Read the whole joke |
84 |
0 |
| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 25846
- Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No,
madam I wiped it off !... Read the whole joke |
96 |
0 |
| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 25847
- Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
I'll
fetch him a spoon sir !... Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25848
- Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
steak
!
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !... Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25849
- Waiter, there is
a maggot in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !... Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25850
- Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my
soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !... Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiter jokes - 25851
- Waiter, there is a worm
on my plate
!
That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?... Read the whole joke |
93 |
0 |
| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25852
- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Well you
did ask for something with a little body in it!... Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiter jokes - 25853
- Waiter,
there is a fly in my soup !
Yes
sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch d... Read the whole joke |
94 |
0 |
| 12 |
Waiter jokes - 25854
- Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
Well you
did ask for a tongue sandwich !... Read the whole joke |
89 |
0 |
| 13 |
Waiter jokes - 25855
- Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup !
Yes,
it's the rotting meat that attracts them !... Read the whole joke |
89 |
0 |
| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25856
- Waiter, are there
snails on the menu
!
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25857
- Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !... Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 16 |
Waiter jokes - 25858
- Waiter, there is a bee in my
alphabet soup
!
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the... Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 17 |
Waiter jokes - 25859
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Hold on
sir, I'll get the fly spray !... Read the whole joke |
86 |
0 |
| 18 |
Waiter jokes - 25860
- Waiter, I can't eat this
meat, it's
crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the ... Read the whole joke |
89 |
0 |
| 19 |
Waiter jokes - 25861
- Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !... Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 20 |
Waiter jokes - 25862
- Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
!
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a ... Read the whole joke |
90 |
0 |
| 21 |
Waiter jokes - 25863
- Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !... Read the whole joke |
95 |
0 |
| 22 |
Waiter jokes - 25864
- Waiter, what's this bug
doing waltzing
around my table !
It's the band, sir, they are playing h... Read the whole joke |
104 |
0 |
| 23 |
Waiter jokes - 25865
- Waiter, there is a
dead fly in my soup
!
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !... Read the whole joke |
96 |
0 |
| 24 |
Waiter jokes - 25866
- Waiter, there
is a frog in my soup
!
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !... Read the whole joke |
93 |
0 |
| 25 |
Waiter jokes - 25867
- Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main ... Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |