| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24928
- Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
"Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a bi... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24929
- A school teacher injured his back and had to
wear a
plaster cast around the upper part of his bo... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24930
- Did you hear what
happened when there was
an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school
nurs... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24931
- Teacher: Why do you want to
work in a bank,
Alan?
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24932
- Teacher: Didn't you know the
bell had
gone?
Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24933
- What's the longest piece of furniture in the
school? The multiplication table.... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24934
- Teacher: What happened to your
homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijac... Read the whole joke |
96 |
0 |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24935
- School
Principal: I've called you into my
office, Peter, because I want to
talk to you about t... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24936
- 'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
said to his mother.
'The teachers bully me and the bo... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24937
- Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to
go out after school. I
promised Dad that I would st... Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24938
- 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the
girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If Indi... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24939
- Mother: Did you
enjoy the school outing,
dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mot... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24940
- Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I
overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24941
- Teacher: That's quite a
cough you have
there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know ... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24942
- Our teacher
talks to herself does yours
?
Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actu... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24943
- Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil:
I did, I shook my head
Teacher: You don't expect me t... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24944
- Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell
you off.
Pupil: You have m... Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24945
- The brain is a wonder ful thing
Why do you
say that ?
Because it starts working the second you ... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24946
- Be sure that you go
straight home after
school
I can't, I live just round the corner !... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24947
- Playing truant from school
is like a credit
card
Fun now, pay later !... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24948
- Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you
get detention alone !... Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24949
- Teacher: Where is the English Channel
?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24950
- Teacher: Why does the
statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24951
- Teacher: Give me three reasons
why the
world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says s... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24952
- Teacher:
Are you good at math ?
Pupil:
Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm... Read the whole joke |
102 |
0 |