| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24903
- The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy ... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24904
- A college business
professor could not help
but notice that one of his students was late to
cl... Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24905
- A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English class one
day. "In English," he said, "A do... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24906
- A
professor was giving a big test one day
to his students. He handed out all of
the tests and ... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24907
- One day our
professor was discussing a
particularly complicated concept. A pre-med
student rud... Read the whole joke |
100 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24908
- A student called up his Mom one evening from
his college and asked her for some money, because h... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24909
- Introductory
Chemistry was taught at Duke
University for many years by professor Bonk.
One yea... Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24910
- A student comes to a young
professor's
office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door,... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24911
- Man: "How's
your history paper
coming?"
Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I u... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24912
- A mom
and dad were worried about their son
not wanting to learn math at the
school he was in, ... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24913
- The parents were very disappointed in the
grades that their son brought home. "The only consolat... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24914
- "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think
so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on t... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24915
- A little girl came home from
school and
said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punish... Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24916
- A teacher was having
trouble teaching
arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached... Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24917
- Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a
tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24918
- The teacher came up with a good problem.
"Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a ... Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24919
- The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student
sleeping way up in the ba... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24920
- Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in
my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24921
- "If there are any idiots in the room, will they
please stand up"
said the sarcastic teacher. Aft... Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24922
- "Isn't the principal a
dummy!" said a boy
to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the
... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24923
- Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph:
Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24924
- A little kid's in
school, taking a
true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end
of the... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24925
- What do you get when
you add 2 apples to 3
apples? A senior high school math problem.... Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24926
- How
many schoolteachers does it take to
change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed durin... Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24927
- How many students does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the cou... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |