| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24828
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to scho... Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24829
- Where did all the cuts and blood come
from?
The school went on a trip!... Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24830
- What's the worst thing you're likely to
find in the school cafeteria?
The food!... Read the whole joke |
92 |
0 |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24831
- What kind of food do maths teachers
eat?
Square meals!... Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24832
- The food in our school canteen is
perfect.
If your a bug!... Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24833
- What's black and white all over and
difficult?
An exam paper!... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24834
- Why aren't you doing very well in
history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that hap... Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24835
- What was King Arthur's favourite
game?
Knights and crosses!... Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24836
- Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes,
the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24837
- Father:
How do you like going to
school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit ... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24838
- Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you
to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
C... Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24839
- Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America?
On their feet!... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24840
- Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school
this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: W... Read the whole joke |
90 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24841
- Teacher: Is
Lapland heavily
populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teache... Read the whole joke |
96 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24842
- Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know t... Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24843
- Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher ... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24844
- Teacher: What are
the Great
Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24845
- Son: I can't go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't ... Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24846
- Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
... Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24847
- I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take a... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24848
- Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes
and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no ... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24849
- Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
such an
unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can'... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24850
- Teacher: You're new
here aren't you,
what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24851
- Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
won't be able to come to school today.
School Secr... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24852
- Father: I hear you skipped school
to play
football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to pro... Read the whole joke |
96 |
0 |