| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Monster jokes - 23720
- On her annual visit to another planet,
an
old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope ... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 2 |
Monster jokes - 23721
- Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pair... Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 3 |
Monster jokes - 23722
- What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.... Read the whole joke |
86 |
0 |
| 4 |
Monster jokes - 23723
- What should you do if a monster runs
through your front door?
Run through the back door.... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 5 |
Monster jokes - 23724
- How do you stop a monster digging up your
garden?
Take his spade away.... Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 6 |
Monster jokes - 23725
- What do you do with a green monster?
Put
it in the sun until it ripens!... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 7 |
Monster jokes - 23726
- What does a monster mom say to her
kids at
dinnertime?
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.... Read the whole joke |
89 |
0 |
| 8 |
Monster jokes - 23727
- What did Frankenstein's
monster say when
he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 9 |
Monster jokes - 23728
- What happens if a big hairy monster sits in
front of you at the movie theater?
You miss most o... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 10 |
Monster jokes - 23729
- First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's
hanging out.
Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was ... Read the whole joke |
98 |
0 |
| 11 |
Monster jokes - 23730
- What do you call
a huge, ugly, slobbering,
furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?
Anythin... Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 12 |
Monster jokes - 23731
- The monster spent a fortune
on deodorants
before he found out that people didn't like him
anyw... Read the whole joke |
86 |
0 |
| 13 |
Monster jokes - 23732
- How do man-eating monsters count to a
thousand?
On their warts.... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 14 |
Monster jokes - 23733
- Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs
at
him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.... Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 15 |
Monster jokes - 23734
- What does the hungry monster get after he's
eaten too much ice cream?
More ice cream!... Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 16 |
Monster jokes - 23735
- What's the difference between a dim monster
and a
birthday candle?
The candle is a thousand tim... Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 17 |
Monster jokes - 23736
- Why did the monster put the
cake in the
freezer?
Because he had been told to ice it.... Read the whole joke |
94 |
0 |
| 18 |
Monster jokes - 23737
- 1st Monster: What is that son of
yours
doing these days ?
2nd Monster: He's at medical school.
... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 19 |
Monster jokes - 23738
- First monster: That
pretty girl over there
just rolled her eyes at me.
Second monster: Well yo... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 20 |
Monster jokes - 23739
- What do young female monsters do at parties
?
They go around looking for edible bachelors !... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 21 |
Monster jokes - 23740
- Why is stupid monster
like a
jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.... Read the whole joke |
89 |
0 |
| 22 |
Monster jokes - 23741
- Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 23 |
Monster jokes - 23742
- How does a
monster begin a fairy
tale?
"Once upon a slime . . ."... Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 24 |
Monster jokes - 23743
- What monster plays the most April Fool's
jokes?
Prankenstein!... Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 25 |
Monster jokes - 23744
- What would you get if you crossed a monster
with a Thanksgiving dessert?
Bumpkin pie!... Read the whole joke |
97 |
0 |