| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Men jokes - 23365
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in
the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of th... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men jokes - 23366
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out?
Close the door.... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men jokes - 23367
- What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice
makes perfect."... Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men jokes - 23368
- What do you call a man who has lost 95%
of his
brainpower?
A widower.... Read the whole joke |
102 |
0 |
| 5 |
Men jokes - 23369
- Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 6 |
Men jokes - 23370
- Why did God create a man before
a
women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... Read the whole joke |
86 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men jokes - 23371
- Why do little boys whine?
Because they're
practicing to be men.... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 8 |
Men jokes - 23372
- Give a man a fish and he will
eat for a
day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat a... Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 9 |
Men jokes - 23373
- One night a wife found her husband
standing
over their baby's
crib. Silently she watched him. ... Read the whole joke |
104 |
0 |
| 10 |
Men jokes - 23374
- There are a lot of words you
can use to
describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, ... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 11 |
Men jokes - 23375
- Men are like animals:
messy, insensitive
and
potentially violent, but they make great pets.... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 12 |
Men jokes - 23376
- There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men:
"don't" and "stop".... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men jokes - 23377
- How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind
him and start throwing rice.... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men jokes - 23378
- One day in the Garden of
Eden, Eve calls out
to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"
"What's the... Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 15 |
Men jokes - 23379
- Two
confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their
conversation drifted
from politics to cooking. "I g... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 16 |
Men jokes - 23380
- If a man says something in the middle
of a
forest, and there is no women
around to hear him, is... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 17 |
Men jokes - 23381
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their
own business?
1. No mind
2. No business.... Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 18 |
Men jokes - 23382
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill
for men?
A: It changes their blood type.... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 19 |
Men jokes - 23383
- Q. Where is the best place in a book
store to
find a man who is handsome,
a good lover and a s... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 20 |
Men jokes - 23384
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
disappointment for many
men?
A. No phone num... Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 21 |
Men jokes - 23385
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
... Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 22 |
Men jokes - 23386
- Why are men like blenders?
You need one,
but you're not quite sure why.... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 23 |
Men jokes - 23387
- Where do you have to go
to find a man who is
truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 24 |
Men jokes - 23388
- Which of the following lines will do a better job
of frightening a man
away?
1) Get away or... Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 25 |
Men jokes - 23389
- What do
you do if your bank account stops
working?
Throw the guy out of the house.... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |