| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Gorilla jokes - 21582
- What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!... Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 2 |
Gorilla jokes - 21583
- What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!... Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 3 |
Gorilla jokes - 21584
- What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t... Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 4 |
Gorilla jokes - 21585
- What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!... Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 5 |
Gorilla jokes - 21586
- What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!... Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 6 |
Gorilla jokes - 21587
- What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!... Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 7 |
Gorilla jokes - 21588
- What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!... Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 8 |
Gorilla jokes - 21589
- What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand... Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 9 |
Gorilla jokes - 21590
- What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding ... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 10 |
Gorilla jokes - 21591
- What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!... Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 11 |
Gorilla jokes - 21592
- What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!... Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 12 |
Gorilla jokes - 21593
- When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture a... Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 13 |
Gorilla jokes - 21594
- When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch... Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
| 14 |
Gorilla jokes - 21595
- Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of course!... Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 15 |
Gorilla jokes - 21596
- Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 16 |
Gorilla jokes - 21597
- Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!... Read the whole joke |
134 |
0 |
| 17 |
Gorilla jokes - 21598
- Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
bu... Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 18 |
Gorilla jokes - 21599
- Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!... Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 19 |
Gorilla jokes - 21600
- Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend in need is a fiend indeed!... Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
| 20 |
Gorilla jokes - 21601
- Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nutty Marietta!... Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
| 21 |
Gorilla jokes - 21602
- Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!... Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 22 |
Gorilla jokes - 21603
- Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!... Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 23 |
Gorilla jokes - 21604
- Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/Anna!... Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 24 |
Gorilla jokes - 21605
- Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
most?
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!... Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 25 |
Gorilla jokes - 21606
- Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'... Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |