| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dentist jokes - 19844
- "Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patient. "Good God
!" ... Read the whole joke |
182 |
0.5 |
| 2 |
Dentist jokes - 19845
- While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding ... Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dentist jokes - 19846
- "I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist." said
the man to the receptionist." "I'm sor... Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dentist jokes - 19847
- Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't... Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dentist jokes - 19848
- Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: ... Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dentist jokes - 19849
- Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic
procedures.
Pati... Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dentist jokes - 19850
- Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when cleaning and poli... Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dentist jokes - 19851
- Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady
orthodontist ?".
... Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dentist jokes - 19852
- Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor " ... Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dentist jokes - 19853
- Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient h... Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dentist jokes - 19854
- Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.
... Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dentist jokes - 19855
- What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dentist jokes - 19856
- A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mo... Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dentist jokes - 19857
- Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and t... Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dentist jokes - 19858
- believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open ... Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dentist jokes - 19859
- Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated m... Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dentist jokes - 19860
- Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms... Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dentist jokes - 19861
- Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
wo... Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dentist jokes - 19862
- What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth... Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dentist jokes - 19863
- A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines h... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dentist jokes - 19864
- Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand ... Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dentist jokes - 19865
- "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from the
delinquent ... Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dinosaur jokes - 16537
- Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin... Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dinosaur jokes - 16538
- Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!... Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dinosaur jokes - 16539
- Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!... Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |