| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."... Read the whole joke |
650 |
0 |
| 2 |
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i... Read the whole joke |
1383 |
4.375 |
| 3 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ... Read the whole joke |
437 |
0 |
| 4 |
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo... Read the whole joke |
416 |
0 |
| 5 |
A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.... Read the whole joke |
698 |
0 |
| 6 |
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac... Read the whole joke |
349 |
0 |
| 7 |
A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.... Read the whole joke |
748 |
0 |
| 8 |
A dyslexic nurse
- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ... Read the whole joke |
463 |
0 |
| 9 |
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had... Read the whole joke |
384 |
0 |
| 10 |
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa... Read the whole joke |
378 |
0 |
| 11 |
A folk remedy
- A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.... Read the whole joke |
773 |
0 |
| 12 |
A girl goes to the doctor...
- A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out... Read the whole joke |
404 |
0 |
| 13 |
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na... Read the whole joke |
371 |
0 |
| 14 |
A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ... Read the whole joke |
454 |
0 |
| 15 |
A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would... Read the whole joke |
432 |
0 |
| 16 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"... Read the whole joke |
377 |
0 |
| 17 |
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call... Read the whole joke |
359 |
0 |
| 18 |
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch... Read the whole joke |
633 |
0 |
| 19 |
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t... Read the whole joke |
337 |
0 |
| 20 |
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and... Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
| 21 |
A man walks in to a doctors office...
- A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ... Read the whole joke |
343 |
0 |
| 22 |
A man walks into a doctor office
- A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba... Read the whole joke |
355 |
0 |
| 23 |
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
- A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I... Read the whole joke |
349 |
0 |
| 24 |
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
- A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af... Read the whole joke |
392 |
0 |
| 25 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome... Read the whole joke |
625 |
0 |