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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
5000 dead lawyers
- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!... Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 2 |
A cold winter night
- |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow... Read the whole joke |
326 |
0 |
| 3 |
A love for material goods
- |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM... Read the whole joke |
377 |
0 |
| 4 |
A man and his Alligator
- A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w... Read the whole joke |
391 |
1.5 |
| 5 |
a thief and his lawyer
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L... Read the whole joke |
351 |
0 |
| 6 |
Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d... Read the whole joke |
349 |
0 |
| 7 |
Advice from lawyers
- |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul... Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 8 |
An honest lawyer
- |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming... Read the whole joke |
366 |
1.5 |
| 9 |
Are you talking to me?
- |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ... Read the whole joke |
398 |
3 |
| 10 |
Arguing effectively
- |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ... Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 11 |
Ask your question
- |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession... Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 12 |
Attack Dog
- A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i... Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
| 13 |
Big ethical dilemma
- |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi... Read the whole joke |
409 |
0 |
| 14 |
billy's father is a lawyer
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"... Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
| 15 |
Brain Store
- A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q... Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
| 16 |
Brain transplant
- |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl... Read the whole joke |
315 |
0 |
| 17 |
Can I take his place?
- |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ... Read the whole joke |
289 |
0 |
| 18 |
Can't take it with you
- Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus... Read the whole joke |
318 |
0 |
| 19 |
Catfish vs. Lawyer
- Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot... Read the whole joke |
327 |
0 |
| 20 |
Cement
- Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement... Read the whole joke |
318 |
0 |
| 21 |
Consultation fees
- |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but... Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dead lawyer's grave
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t... Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 23 |
Demise of a partner
- |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ... Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 24 |
Did you make a donation?
- |At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer... Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 25 |
Disorder in the Court!
- These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in... Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |