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# Title Hits Rating
1 A great fruit cake recipie
- |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit... Read the whole joke
549 2.5
2 A practical joke involving jello
- |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ... Read the whole joke
447 0
3 An error publishing an article
- |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel... Read the whole joke
458 0
4 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing... Read the whole joke
593 1.9375
5 Bad convenience foods
- |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete... Read the whole joke
393 0
6 Bottle of Evian water?
- |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... Read the whole joke
422 0
7 Caffeine addict quiz
- |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp... Read the whole joke
464 0
8 Constantly complaining about the temperature
- |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t... Read the whole joke
489 1
9 Food fight in a store
- |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre... Read the whole joke
394 0
10 Food laughs & humor
- |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75... Read the whole joke
390 0
11 Food one-liners
- |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot... Read the whole joke
74789 0
12 Food quotes and quips
- |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro... Read the whole joke
422 0
13 He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ... Read the whole joke
439 0
14 I have a Microsoft waiter
- |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p... Read the whole joke
393 0
15 Ice cream flavor galore
- |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,... Read the whole joke
384 0
16 Improving fry cooking time
- |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ... Read the whole joke
386 0
17 M&M Evolution theory
- |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue... Read the whole joke
837 2.5
18 Placing your order
- |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa... Read the whole joke
428 0
19 Purchasing a turkey
- |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug... Read the whole joke
383 0
20 Purchasing mailing lists
- |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are... Read the whole joke
354 0
21 Purchasing power of burgers
- |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi... Read the whole joke
350 0
22 Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d... Read the whole joke
384 0
23 Studying the twinkies
- |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi... Read the whole joke
444 2.5
24 The bachelor's diet
- |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ... Read the whole joke
550 0
25 The family of tomatoes
- |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin... Read the whole joke
413 0

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