| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v... Read the whole joke |
632 |
1.75 |
| 2 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ... Read the whole joke |
481 |
0 |
| 3 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi... Read the whole joke |
425 |
0.5 |
| 4 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve... Read the whole joke |
484 |
2.5 |
| 5 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg... Read the whole joke |
381 |
0 |
| 6 |
A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ... Read the whole joke |
371 |
0 |
| 7 |
A horrible tragedy
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo... Read the whole joke |
413 |
0 |
| 8 |
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o... Read the whole joke |
388 |
0 |
| 9 |
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:... Read the whole joke |
363 |
0 |
| 10 |
A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr... Read the whole joke |
354 |
0 |
| 11 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass.... Read the whole joke |
383 |
0 |
| 12 |
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ... Read the whole joke |
353 |
0 |
| 13 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr... Read the whole joke |
378 |
0 |
| 14 |
After a long pubcrawl...
- After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t... Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 15 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?... Read the whole joke |
413 |
0 |
| 16 |
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
- At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open... Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bad Joke
- There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman'... Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
| 18 |
Clearing it
- A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ... Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
| 19 |
Drinking problem
- Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo... Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
| 20 |
Drunk walks into elevator...
- Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the... Read the whole joke |
343 |
0 |
| 21 |
How can you tell?
- "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ... Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
| 22 |
It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t... Read the whole joke |
505 |
0 |
| 23 |
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
- Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr... Read the whole joke |
527 |
0 |
| 24 |
Lost all my luggage
- McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee... Read the whole joke |
407 |
0 |
| 25 |
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
- One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i... Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |