| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n... Read the whole joke |
386 |
1.5 |
| 2 |
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice... Read the whole joke |
350 |
2.5 |
| 3 |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?... Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 4 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers.... Read the whole joke |
341 |
0 |
| 5 |
BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ... Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
| 6 |
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"... Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
| 7 |
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
- Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ... Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
| 8 |
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and... Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 9 |
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els... Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
| 10 |
Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,... Read the whole joke |
333 |
0 |
| 11 |
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
- Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S... Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 12 |
Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from... Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
| 13 |
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea... Read the whole joke |
289 |
0 |
| 14 |
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.... Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 15 |
Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
- Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat... Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |
| 16 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t... Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 17 |
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
- How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.... Read the whole joke |
277 |
2.5 |
| 18 |
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.... Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 19 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th... Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 20 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.... Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 21 |
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari... Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
| 22 |
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting... Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 23 |
Iraqi TV Guide
- Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ... Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
| 24 |
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his... Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
- Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D... Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |