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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
2 jokes
- What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE... Read the whole joke |
592 |
2.875 |
| 2 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b... Read the whole joke |
973 |
3.375 |
| 3 |
A burglar is in big trouble
- |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st... Read the whole joke |
656 |
2.75 |
| 4 |
A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The... Read the whole joke |
488 |
0 |
| 5 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo... Read the whole joke |
3201 |
0 |
| 6 |
A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is... Read the whole joke |
480 |
1.5 |
| 7 |
A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma... Read the whole joke |
487 |
0 |
| 8 |
A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ... Read the whole joke |
448 |
0 |
| 9 |
A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ... Read the whole joke |
450 |
0.5 |
| 10 |
A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge... Read the whole joke |
507 |
0 |
| 11 |
A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t... Read the whole joke |
450 |
0 |
| 12 |
An amazing talking dog
- |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c... Read the whole joke |
444 |
0 |
| 13 |
Animals Q & A
- |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either... Read the whole joke |
411 |
0 |
| 14 |
Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ... Read the whole joke |
438 |
1 |
| 15 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa... Read the whole joke |
427 |
0 |
| 16 |
bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o... Read the whole joke |
411 |
0 |
| 17 |
Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve... Read the whole joke |
404 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cat technical support problems
- |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus... Read the whole joke |
387 |
0 |
| 19 |
CHICKEN
- Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken".... Read the whole joke |
412 |
0 |
| 20 |
Chucky goes to the movies
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde... Read the whole joke |
408 |
0 |
| 21 |
Cow on train tracks
- |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc... Read the whole joke |
500 |
0 |
| 22 |
Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house... Read the whole joke |
393 |
0 |
| 23 |
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.... Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be... Read the whole joke |
532 |
3.25 |
| 25 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs
- |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w... Read the whole joke |
418 |
0 |