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| The Joke |
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
to tee
off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells,
"Wait!
Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show
you!"
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
"It's a
special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose
it!"
"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What
if
you hit it into the water?"
"No problem," says the
salesman. "It floats, and it detects where
the shore is, and spins
towards it."
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can
find
it with your eyes closed."
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed.
"But what if your round goes
late and it gets dark?"
"No
problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you,
you
can never lose this golf ball!"
The golfer buys it at once
. "Just one question," he says to the
salesman. "Where did you get
it?"
"Ummm, I found it." |
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