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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
one
morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such
ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
word with him.
[dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that
group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?
George:
Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost
their
sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let
them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
them
tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact
my ophthalmologist buddy
and see if there's anything he can do for
them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night? |
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