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|A golfer, playing a round
by himself, is
about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up
to him, and
yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose
"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it?
you hit it into the water?"
"No problem," says the
salesman. "It floats, and it detects where
the shore is, and spins
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can
find it with your eyes closed."
"Okay," says the golfer,
impressed. "But what if your round goes
late and it gets dark?"
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you,
you can never lose this golf ball!"
The golfer buys it at
once. "Just one question," he says to the
salesman. "Where did you
"I found it."
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