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The Joke
There was this little kid who had a bad
habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he
didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his
mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.
The boy points to
an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I
know what you've
been doing!"