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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal,
and
an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully
divided the
hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him,
one for
her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of
the soft drink
into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.
The old man then
began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her
hands folded in her
lap.
The young man decided to ask if
they would allow him to purchase
another meal for them so that they
didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh no.
We've been married 50 years, and
everything has always been and will
always be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if
she was going to eat, and she
replied, "It's his turn with the
teeth."