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| The Joke |
A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to a judgeship. He
was informed that there were no
vacancies. The next day, while
walking along the river, he saw a drowned man
being pulled out, and
recognized him as a federal judge.
He ran back to the White House
and demanded the position. "Sorry,"
said the President, "but the
lawyer who saw that judge fall in beat you
here by a good five
minutes." |
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