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goes to the zoo one
day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage,
a gust of wind
swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid,
went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the
Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid
means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the
victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day he
purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party
horns, and a large
sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried
to the zoo
and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a
a party horn.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a
party hat. The
gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it
on. Next, he picked
up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla
picked up his horn and did the
same. Then the man picked up his
knife, whipped the sausage out of his
pants, and sliced it in
The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at
the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
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