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His first church visit!
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After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.He said, "Reverend, that was the best gawd damn sermon I ever did hear!"The Preacher replied, "Oh!! Why, thank you sir, but please...I'd appreciate it if you didn't use the Lord's name in vain!"The man said, "I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help myself, it was a good gawddamn sermon!"The Reverend said, "Sir, PLEASE, I cannot have you behaving this way at Church"!The man said, "Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so gawddamn good, I put $500.00 in the collection plate!"And the Reverend said, "NO SHIT?!"
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