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Signs and notices 11
Category Miscellaneous
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The Joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!" Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome." Sign at a muffler shop: "No muff too tough for us!" Sign on a government issue car: "Fulton county disaster coordinator." Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice. Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted." Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
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