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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?A: Be flat, major.Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?A: See flat major.Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?A: C sharp or B flat.Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?A: A sharp major.Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?A: A natural major.Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?A: Root position cords.
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