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Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: You can turn off a chainsaw.Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?A: You can tune a Harley.Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.Q: What is the most seldom heard comment made of banjo players?A: "Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.
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