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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
444 |
0 |
| 2 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings
- |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
111 |
0 |
| 3 |
Reasons to allow drinking at work
- |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
129 |
0 |
| 4 |
A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
345 |
0 |
| 5 |
I have a magical dancing duck
- |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
120 |
0 |
| 6 |
He is a very fast drinker
- |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
143 |
0 |
| 7 |
A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
474 |
1.5 |
| 8 |
What causes people to have arthritis?
- |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
93 |
0 |
| 9 |
The customs of an Irishman
- |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
129 |
0 |
| 10 |
You can't bring that dog in this bar
- |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
135 |
0 |
| 11 |
The story of a very short man
- |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
127 |
0 |
| 12 |
I'm just trying to be helpful
- |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
163 |
0 |
| 13 |
They are stopped by the police
- |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
142 |
0 |
| 14 |
A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
364 |
0 |
| 15 |
A man takes the ferry home from work
- |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
448 |
2.75 |
| 16 |
Female hormones in beer
- |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
357 |
0 |
| 17 |
A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
380 |
0 |
| 18 |
Where is this bus going?
- |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
114 |
0 |
| 19 |
Three vampires go to a bar
- |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
121 |
0 |
| 20 |
Does your dog bite?
- |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
350 |
0 |
| 21 |
A golf club visits a local bar
- |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
899 |
0 |
| 22 |
I am afraid of that tarmac
- |A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
111 |
0 |
| 23 |
I don't owe anything for this drink
- |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
129 |
0 |
| 24 |
A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
437 |
0 |
| 25 |
The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
112 |
0 |